Wednesday, July 1, 2009

India na mazaakaa na!!!

An Old Story

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter.... The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Indian Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving... NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house. Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter. Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities. Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper. The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance). Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers. Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'. Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter. Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services. The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes,it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV. Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'. Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '. CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden ' Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later...

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India, AND As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers . . . . . .
India is still a developing country…!!!

Saturday, February 28, 2009

The Chicken Strategy....

Meeru yekkadikainaa vellandi..ye place ainaa teesukoondhi…may it be offices..schools..mainly colleges…hospitals…anywere…ull find this chicken strategy working…

U may not even know that u r part of it..but most of u guys r…part of it…

Prathi chota meeru observe chesthe…

Okammai untadi…adhi antha andangaa kooda undakkarledhu….alaagani boy friend lekundaa kooda undakkarledhu…jus ammayi aythey chaalu…most preferably all ready boy friend untaadu..kaani not in the college..(lekapothey abaddam chepthondhi)…

Tanu chuttu 10 mandini yeppudu tiruguthuu untaaru..even they know that she is with some one ani…kaani jus aame pakkana koncham sepu untee chaalu okka mukka maatlaadithey chaalu ane feel lo untaaru…

Even irony entante… aa ammai ki kooda alaa tippinchukoovatam istam…andari tho jus friends ani tiraguthundhi…

Malli ee ammayi maatlaade maatalloo 60 % tana boy friend gurinchee maatlaaduthundhi…tanu cheppe sollanthaaa vaadi gurinche untundhi..

On the outset..nothin seems wrong..infact.. nothing is wrong…

Inkaa chuttu tirigee valluntaaru choodandi…

If they come to canteen..their eyes look for the place where she is sitting…

Tanu cheppe sollu kannulappaginchi noorelli betti vintaaru…

tanu vese silly jokes ki tega navvuthaaru…

yedho deva lokam nindi direct gaa oodi padda daani laa choosthaaru…

even cloze friend ayinaa sare vaadini daani mundhu yedhavani cheddamani try chesthaaru…

pichi jokulesthaaru…sometimes they go overboard with double meanin jokes also…

aa ammai adedho first time vintunnattu face pedathadhi..kaani thana manasulo inkaa vinaalanee feel lo untadhi…lekapothey enduku akkada unthadi!!

Veella talentlu inka choopincha daaniki tega try chesthaaru..

Like..okadu bike meedha stunts chesthaadu..okadu mimickry chestaadu..okadu flowers kontaadu…okadu pani poori tinipisthaadu…okadu bayatakelladaaniki planlesthaadu…okadu kullu jokulu estuneee untaadu…okadu adhi yemantee daanikee support chesthaadu..

inka okallaini okaru overpower cheyyadaaniki chaala research chesthaaru…

internet lo search chesthaaru…

cinemaalu choosi imitate cheyyadaaniki try chesthaaru…

giftlu kontaaru…

tanu cinema choodalantee..valla important panulanni paakana petti ready antaaru…

paigaa ticketlu kooda vaalle teesi…its nothing antaaru…

ante edho aa ammayi vallani premisthundani kaadu..still..maybe for that moment wen she may hold his hand while crossiin road or while standin in sea waves.. etc..like she may sit in his bike for a short ride…

anni china china anandaalakoosamee…

dat gal…actuall ga appuduappudu she does that ..like meedha cheyyesi maatlaadadam…bike meedha koorchootam…to maintain her circle…and mainly..without an expression in her face wen she does it as if it is quite normal…

oka vela aa ammaini adigithey like wat will her boyfriend feel abt all these things!!

Cool gaa..”i say him everythin I do…we have so much belief in each other…he is ok with everythin”…antadhi..

paapam daani boyfriend..deeniki cheppaleekaa..mingaleka narakam lo untaadu..oka chetha smile esukuni tala aadisthu untaadu…oka vela emaina antee adhi veedini vodilese vellipoothundemoo anee insecurity feeling tho chasthuntaadu…

aa vishayam ee ammayiki kooda telusu..ainaa paiki alaa act chesthuntadhi…

paigaaa..these guys around her…migatha vallani chaalaa low class vallalaagaa..”u have to grow up buddy” ane look isthu untaaru…malli aa ammai fan circle members ni penchataaniki tega try chesthaaru…

okavela yevarainaa aa ammaiki opposite ga yedainaa chepthee..tega serious ayyipoothaaru…vanni class ninchi boycott cheyyataaniki kooda ready ayyipoothaaru…

daani unofficial body guards laa tayyaravvuthaaru…daani bhajanee chesthuntaaru…

alaagani aa ammayantee pedda respect yemi undadu malli.. aa ammai yenakaala daaniki aginst gaanee maatlaadathaaru…

malli the next day kalla scentlu kotti isthri chesukuni ready ayyipoothaaru…

Correct ga cheppalantee…

Oka chicken mukka alaa gallo yeguruthuu untundhi..chuttu 10 kukkalu yegiri yegiri aa chicken ni korakadaaniki tega try chesthuntaai…

motham chicken tinakkarledhu…okka mukka dorikinaa chaalu…tega aananda padipoothaai…

yenthainaa..kukkalu desperate ga untaai…

chicken tasty gaa untundhi…

yemantaaru!!!!!